Last week, Leslie (aka The Bearded Iris) posted a few pictures on her Blog and Facebook of her family's gecko; more like his/her junk. Naturally, this caught my attention. It's not every day that you have lizard porn show up on your news feed. The following day Michele and Mel posted their bimonthly Ketchup With Us writing prompt. Coincidence? I don't think so. This time they are asking folks to write "In 57 words or less, tell us about whose shoes you’d like to walk in for a day." Immediately I thought of Leslie's family gecko, and knew I would need to take the liberty to walk in those tiny little lizard shoes for two days for this post (Michele and Mel, please don't start hurling ketchup bottles at me). She had mentioned that her family had been sick, and thought Batman would require a trip to the exotic vet because something was protruding from him. Then she went on to say "I'm sorry y'all, but I ain't payin' no $300 on gecko dick surgery." Famous last words from a mom! The things we do for our kids. I think it would be pretty awesome to Batman. He's one luckily lizard to get his peewee put back in surgically.
Without further ado, I'm slipping into Batman's scaly little feet for this two day adventure. Do they make Prada shoes in his size? I wonder what the gecko from Geico wears?
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As I reached sexual maturity, there's no place I'd rather be.
One of my peters popped out for the world to see.
It could have been a death sentence, but the woman caved.
She took me to the vet, and I was saved.
Thanked 'em with a tea bag, and I left her 300 bucks in debt!
Special thanks to Leslie Batman for the inspiration! HE truly is a lucky gecko. If you want to follow along his little adventure to adulthood, check out "Diary of a Sexually Maturing Leopard Gecko" at www.TheBeardedIris.com.
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| Diary of a Sexually Maturing Leopard Gecko |
Also, make sure to check out Ketchup With Us hosted by ODNT and According to Mags!
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This makes my day, Kari! Batman thanks you for sharing his saga with a new audience. He's so glad to know that he didn't sacrifice one of his hemipenes in vain. XO
ReplyDeleteIt has been fun! Probably more fun for us since our penis didn't pop out! Ummm, wait. You know what I mean.
DeleteThat is one lucky gecko.. Love it, Kari. Have been anticipatory since you dropped the hint.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt that's a lucky gecko. I hope I made her proud. ;)
DeleteAnd I thought it was just the tails that popped off!
ReplyDeleteWho would've thunk it?
DeleteSeriously, TWO penises?!!? Leslie, you missed out on a fortune. Think of the movies he could have made! And the people pleasing (and, by that, I mean lady gecko-pleasing) he could have done.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the inspiration, Leslie. Wish you'd come play, too. TODAY IS THE LAST DAY! (Picture me running around frantically like Grover with my hands in the air)
Great one, Kari. Thanks for playing Ketchup!
She totally needs to play. Imagine what she could cram into 57 words!
DeleteVery cute. I was blushing the whole way through. :) Thanks for linking up!
ReplyDeleteBlushing? Think of Batman MEL! His junk has been all over the Internet!
Delete"Tiny lizard shoes"--certainly a one-of-a-kind response to this challenge, I'd say! :)
ReplyDeleteDon't let him hear you say little. He was not happy with me. ;) sometimes you just have to have fun!
DeleteAnd now I know interesting facts about gecko penises if it ever comes up at a party!
ReplyDeleteRemember snakes and other reptiles have hemipenes too. This is also great knowledge to have around the water cooler too.
DeleteTwo peckers? Gives new meaning to the term "Threeway"! Lucky guy.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness. This has me rolling in the floor laughing so hard! I have a terrifying fear of reptiles. I loved it so much but I made it through without looking at the pictures.
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